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Articles of Conception

These Articles of Conception constitute the idea behind Undecided. Then, understanding these is a window into the knowledge--an intransient thing whose boundaries are beyond LOS and in the Fog of War, if not completely in the unexplored. Please recall that ideas are not the same as reality. (Also recall that Ideas are Bulletproof.)


Revision History

R0 .--

The Garden Party (Vaclav Havel)


R1 .--

       [ IMAGINARY ]
Temp Charter For Aetc Group

...Whose purpose is to meet often in as many rooms as possible, to express ourselves through our choice of room, (if one or two are found particularly special), through our discussions, which will have no specificity attached save the aura of businesslike srsns must be present-- and to provide appropriate daily values of
- contrarity
- DIY/Hacker Culture Resources
- Trolliness
- Absurdism
- Non-staticism
- Reading the Onion
- WWFSMD
to the membership as well as perform outreach to the community on these subjects-- never again shall you be alone, Monsieur Irony. Our purpose includes the publication of a lousy publication, whose management staff self-identifies as incompetent and amused at their jobs.
We will select a item to represent (Vaclav Havel), & develop aesthetically & pwnally pleasing terminologies, perhaps natural-language-allo derived.
Sincerely,
Mr. Virtual-President
    and Resident Lazerlord-elect
            S Berney

R2 .--

             [ HOW IT MIGHT BE ]

COMPARTMENTALIZED --
ie -- everyday -- send in ideas of [----] ...
(2-3)x ppl whose purpose is brainstorming
TASKS
- Thinker (Think Tank) - input. ThruProc
- Greeter (P.R.) - input. ThruProc
- TRANSLATOR (==>PIPELINE TO  CONTENT )
- ARTIST ( changer of CONTENT )
^^^ SCALABLE MODEL
++ Ppl = More group; More IDEA; MORE SUBLIASION; MORE REPORTING & COMMANDO UNITS
---
We need BRANDED MERCHANDISE (image of CIT chair)
& H.Q. (Open ALLTIME)
or at least Open certain HOURS
(WHY would we need OFFICE SPACE?)
(Maybe it would all be Virtual--
We bring the FLAG (mobile HQ), &
claim a PUBLIC SPACE (the same one)?)

R3 .--


Adjectives Applicable to US: (ORLY OHAI)
                Overstaffed -- We are definitely OVERSTAFFED.
OPTIMUS PRIME     -- We are definitely OPTIMUS PRIME
OUTERSPACE           -- where we are.
overseer                        -- we are all OVERSEERS & Guardians? Some?
obstruct                        -- Yes, we don't.
o.o                                   -- face
ONLINE                        -- "We are _now_ ON.LINE. " (opening words)
ORBITAL.             (adj. describing doable, ready for GO ) "That's orbital."
opprobrious                 -- stupid word, isn't it.


Overstaffed Outerspace / Outerspace Overstaffed

R4 .--

                [ FIRST OFFICIAL NOTICE ]

Are you content with your existence? Do you want to be an active member of an organization? Are you so incredibly intellectual you can pretend this is important?

The Board of Knowledge Think Tank is having its first meeting next Saturday evening. If you’d like to attend but find Saturday evening to be an incorrect time for you, then send me a message, and we’ll think about moving it.

The Board of Knowledge Think Tank is not yet an organization--however, if you agree to be its members (primarily by showing up at this meeting), a charter can definitely be organized and we can become the foremost organization in the world!

The Board of Knowledge Think Tank has only one purpose:
To become the most active and important organization in the world.

Do you want to meet in every building on campus? Do you want to meet in every cool room on campus? Do you want to take a trip to Cleveland to mime being fishes trapped in a table?

Then, if you are interested in doing anything at all in the world’s most important organization, you should be ready to attend this meeting.

Thanks for your idiosyncrasy and time, I hope to see you there.

Sam Berney--
Resident LaserLord-elect

P.S. . . . I certainly do not want to do this if you don't want to! Being a member of the world's most important organization is not as impressive if you are the only member. That said, I really think this should happen.



If you’re interested, below is an Abstract for a book in which I write about an organization being created called the “Board of Knowledge Think Tank”:



The Board of Knowledge
Purpose:
* To organize and oversee the Tank of Trolls
* To bureaucratically and dynamically discuss matters of negligible importance
* To organize and oversee further projects to be instituted at a later date
* To be a thinktank of possible ways to further communication
* To be a thinktank of possible ways to further general coolness
* To be absolutely the most hipster organization in the world
* To be a kakistocracy and pantisocracy
* To provide for its citizens as such
* To, itself, or for some subsidiary of itself, to meet in many locations



The Tank of Trolls/Trolltank
Purpose:
* To compile a repository of interwebical culture
* To realize the artistic nature of the interwebical spheres.
* To troll the trolls and create awesomeness of it. (Something from Nothing.)
* To search for and share in a dynamic, interactive environment that which may further the goals of the collective--ie, to collaborate in the Trolltank.



The Committee of Communication
Purpose:
* To serve as a means of improved communal commune
* To serve as a conduit of ease to satisfaction
* To be defined and redefined until it is well


(I believe you will be pleased to know all this information is available as a series of Google Docs)